champagnepadre:

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack*
me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*

tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune
me: cool I guess
tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
me: figures
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